“Your shirt is not a mechanism for storing snacks,” I said to my two-year-old after he tried to shove food down his shirt. Better than throwing it, I suppose, but not exactly what we were going for.
There are a lot of funny moments in parenting, but very few of them are substantial stories worthy of a blog post. For at least some of them, I’ve made them into memes that I share on the blog’s Facebook page. As I’ve never shared them here, I thought it would be fun to gather a number of them together in one place.
Damn stairs.
Thank goodness he doesn’t always sleep with us. Because lately……ugh.
Seriously, I thought you were done three endings ago?
He claimed she needed lettuce outside of his room. I pointed out the “garden” near his bookshelf.
I don’t think my co-workers noticed….
True story.
And then he pretended to put it in his diaper. Uh, no.
At least they weren’t doing anything really weird. Just wait until my kids are teenagers.
Double if it’s the second time in one day this has happened.
Thank goodness he’s grown out of this. Now he brings food on the floor to us, like he’s trying to shame me.
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